Yakov Smirnoff

"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!"

Rating: 4.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there."

Rating: 8.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."

Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)