The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
I am an optimist, unrepentant and militant. After all, in order not to be a fool an optimist must know how sad a place the world can be. It is only the pessimist who finds this out anew every day.
As for being a General, well at the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.
If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.
Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind, our one duty is to furnish it well.
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
