Henny Youngman

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."


Rating: 4.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."


Rating: 5.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house."


Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)