"A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!"

Rating: 7.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!"

Rating: 3.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent."

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner."

Rating: 2.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."

Rating: 8.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl."

Rating: 3.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

Rating: 5.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship."

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood."

Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 8)

"Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings."

Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one a failure."

Rating: 6.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."

Rating: 8.50 (Number of Voters: 6)

"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free."

Rating: 8.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener."

Rating: 8.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to."

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland "A Guide to Men"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"One man's folly is another man's wife."

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland "Reflections of a Bachelor Girl"

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland "A Guide to Men"

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder."

Thornton Wilder
Thornton Wilder "Merchant of Yonkers"

Rating: 3.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can."

George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw "Man and Superman"

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife."

Cyril Connolly
Cyril Connolly "Unquiet Grave"

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"The wife is the key of the house."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Maids want nothing but husbands, but when they have them they want everything."

Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Happiness is being married to your best friend."

Rating: 9.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

Rating: 7.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"A man may be a fool and not know it - but not if he is married."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it."

Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde "An Ideal Husband"

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory."

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle."

Rating: 7.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two."

Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary"

Rating: 5.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake."

Rating: 5.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"If women were good, God would have one."

Rating: 2.67 (Number of Voters: 6)

"Call no man unhappy until he is married."

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out."

George Eliot
George Eliot "The Mill on the Floss"

Rating: 3.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Sometimes it is pleasant for a husband to have a jealous wife: he always hears what he loves being talked about."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 2)