If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people.
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and the Have-Nots.
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
It is a poor mouse that has only one hole.
Don't count your chickens until they've hatched.
Health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of: a blessing that money cannot buy.
The lottery: a tax on people who flunked math.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Beggars cant be choosers.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Property may be destroyed and money may lose it's purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge, and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
Anyone who had ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.
I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year.... It's very character-building.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
It's just as easy to be happy with a lot of money as with a little.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Wealth is what gives you the right to preach about the virtues of poverty.
Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health.
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does.
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
It is better to live rich, than to die rich.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas - not money.
If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.
Nothing joins two people as much as a joint mortgage.
To understand someone, find out how he spends his money.
Be cautious about lending money to friends. You might lose both.
Wealthy criminals are the only refuge for morally bankrupt attorneys.
Poor people have problems; rich people have challenges.
Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions.
Taxpayer: A government worker with no vacation, no sick leave and no holidays.
It's far better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.
There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.
Never lend money. It causes amnesia.
Money and Success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there.
Italy is a poor country full of rich people.
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
It is generally agreed that casinos should, in the public interest, be inaccessible and expensive. And perhaps the same is true of Stock Exchanges.
Money is to my social existence what health is to my body.
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?
