Facts without theory is trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
History is statistics in a state of progression; statistics is history at a stand.
Probability is truth in some degree.
Most problems have either many answers or no answer. Only a few problems have a single answer.
I find out what the world needs. Then, I go ahead and invent it.
Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe.
Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
The great book of nature is written in mathematical symbols.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters.
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
In questions of science the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.
It is by logic that we prove, but by intuition that we discover.
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
Einstein's space is no closer to reality than Van Gogh's sky.
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
Good tests kill flawed theories; we remain alive to guess again.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Sociology is the science with the greatest number of methods and the least results.
God used beautiful mathematics in creating the world.
Computer is not a device anymore. It is an extension of your mind and your gateway to other people.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force into an immovable object.
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that doesn't exist.
Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.
Programming under Windows is like starting a gourmet restaurant using ingredients from McDonalds.
Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt.
Science increases our power in proportion as it lowers our pride.
A mathematical formula should never be "owned" by anybody! Mathematics belong to God.
Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do.
Technology is that which separates us from our environment.
Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them.
Computers are like a bicycle for our minds.
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
Science is a voyage of discovery, and beyond each horizon there is another.
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Television is bubble gum for the eyes.
[...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory.
