Sports

"If the deer had guns too, then, and only then, would hunting truly be a sport."


Rating: 9.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."


Rating: 8.18 (Number of Voters: 11)

"Golf isn't a sport. It's landscaping with the wrong tools."


Rating: 6.14 (Number of Voters: 7)

"The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 6)

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 7)

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."


Rating: 5.43 (Number of Voters: 7)

"It's never just a game when you're winning."


Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 8)

"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."


Rating: 7.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The one nice thing about sports is that they prove men do have emotions and are not afraid to show them."

Jane O`Reilly
Jane O`Reilly "The Girl I Left Behind"

Rating: 8.50 (Number of Voters: 6)

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will."


Rating: 6.57 (Number of Voters: 7)

"Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball."


Rating: 6.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Cricket is a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of Eternity."

Stormont Mancroft
Stormont Mancroft "A Chinaman in My Bath"

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 9)

"Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules."


Rating: 6.75 (Number of Voters: 8)

"Love: the only game that two can play and both can win."


Rating: 4.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."


Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 6)

"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."

Will Rogers
Will Rogers "The Illiterate Digest"

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 6)

"College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture."


Rating: 7.11 (Number of Voters: 9)