If the deer had guns too, then, and only then, would hunting truly be a sport.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Golf isn't a sport. It's landscaping with the wrong tools.
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
It's never just a game when you're winning.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
The one nice thing about sports is that they prove men do have emotions and are not afraid to show them.
Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will.
Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
Cricket is a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of Eternity.
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
Love: the only game that two can play and both can win.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
