Woman and Man

"Glory to Women! They weave and entwine heavenly roses into an earthly life."

Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Woman once made equal to man becomes his superior."

Rating: 5.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"What a woman thinks of women is the test of her nature."

Rating: 8.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"There is a woman at the beginning of all great things."

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."

Rating: 5.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Men do not change; they unmask themselves."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl."

Rating: 3.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear."

Rating: 4.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship."

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Men love women because women are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man."

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away."

Rating: 2.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen."

Sir Compton Mackenzie
Sir Compton Mackenzie "Literature in My Time"

Rating: 7.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Women and elephants never forget an injury."

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman."

Willa Cather
Willa Cather "O Pioneers!"

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"It is a well-known statistical paradox that the average age of women over forty is under forty."

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Happiness is a good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman... or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand."

Rating: 3.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."

Rating: 7.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A diplomatic husband said to his wife: "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?""

Rating: 9.38 (Number of Voters: 13)

"When a woman is speaking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes."

Rating: 5.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes."

Rating: 6.60 (Number of Voters: 5)

"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Women like silent men. They think they're listening."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 1)

"Most women are not so young as they are painted."

Rating: 7.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."

Rating: 5.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end."

Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can."

George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw "Man and Superman"

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse."

George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw "Man and Superman"

Rating: 3.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later. For another thing, they die earlier."

Henry Louis Mencken
Henry Louis Mencken "Chrestomathy"

Rating: 7.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"When women kiss it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands."

Henry Louis Mencken
Henry Louis Mencken "Chrestomathy"

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Maids want nothing but husbands, but when they have them they want everything."

Rating: 9.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects."

Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"There are women who are not beautiful but only look that way."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."

Rating: 6.67 (Number of Voters: 6)

"God became a man, granted. The devil became a woman. "

Rating: 5.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Women don't make history, they complicate it."

Rating: 3.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram."

Rating: 4.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Men are what their mothers made them."

Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ralph Waldo Emerson "The Conduct of Life"

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde "Lady Windermere's Fan"

Rating: 3.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"In their first passion, women love their lovers; in all the others, they love love."

Rating: 2.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand."

Rating: 4.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Women... Women are lovely, but dogs are so much more loyal."

Rating: 7.33 (Number of Voters: 3)