Woman and Man

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."

Rating: 8.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on."

Rating: 4.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Put your hand on a hot stove and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"If women were good, God would have one."

Rating: 2.43 (Number of Voters: 7)

"A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her... but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account."

William Somerset Maugham
William Somerset Maugham "The Moon and Sixpence"

Rating: 6.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out."

George Eliot
George Eliot "The Mill on the Floss"

Rating: 3.75 (Number of Voters: 4)

"A man speaks of what he knows, a woman of what pleases her: the one requires knowledge, the other taste."

Rating: 5.40 (Number of Voters: 5)

"I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man."

Rating: 2.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed."

Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

Rating: 5.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly."

Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

Rating: 5.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Women run to extremes; they are either better or worse than men."

Rating: 5.50 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."

Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary"

Rating: 5.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Women seem to have almost unlimited capacity for forgiveness. (Since it is usually a man who needs forgiveness, this must be a racial survival trait.)"

Robert A. Heinlein
Robert A. Heinlein "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls"

Rating: 3.67 (Number of Voters: 3)

"It's easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman."

Rating: 6.60 (Number of Voters: 5)