Jewish Proverbs

"The girl who can't dance says the band can't play."

Rating: 6.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Little children disturb your sleep, big ones your life."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 2)

"If God lived on earth, people would break his windows."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law in one house are like two cats in a bag."

Rating: 4.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you all his joys."

Rating: 4.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Don't open a shop unless you know how to smile."

Rating: 6.33 (Number of Voters: 3)

"If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep."

Rating: 4.80 (Number of Voters: 5)

"What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul."

Rating: 4.50 (Number of Voters: 2)

"Since God could not be everywhere, he created mothers."

Rating: 6.20 (Number of Voters: 5)

"When you open a door, don't forget to close it. Treat your mouth accordingly."

Rating: 3.25 (Number of Voters: 4)

"Whoever enjoys his life is doing the Creator's will."

Rating: 1.33 (Number of Voters: 3)