"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"When I?m not near the girl I love, I love the girl I?m near."

E.Y. Harburg
E.Y. Harburg "Finian's Rainbow"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?"


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learning."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"International law is that law which the wicked do not obey and the righteous do not enforce."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"All the best songs are co-written by God."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"If you take your kids too seriously, they'll drive you to drinking. If you don't take them seriously enough, you'll drive them to drinking."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"True originality consists not in a new manner but in a new vision."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Laughter is inner jogging."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Many a man who thinks to found a home discovers that he has merely opened a tavern for his friends."

Norman Douglas
Norman Douglas "South Wind"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The best proof of love is trust."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Man is a messenger who forgot the message."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Journalism is literature in a hurry."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to live and to work and to play and to look up at the stars."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Solomon made a big mistake when he asked for wisdom."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Hell is truth seen too late."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Every decision is liberating, even if it leads to disaster. Otherwise, why do so many people walk upright and with open eyes into their misfortune?"

Elias Canetti
Elias Canetti "The Secret Heart Of The Clock"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic."

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland "A Guide to Men"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world."

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland "Reflections of a Bachelor Girl"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Nature uses human imagination to lift her work of creation to even higher levels."

Luigi Pirandello
Luigi Pirandello "Six Characters in Search of an Author"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."

Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner "Epigrams"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them."

Aldous Huxley
Aldous Huxley "Jesting Pilate"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Nothing is quite as bad as being without privacy and lonely at the same time."

Alexander Theroux
Alexander Theroux "An Adultery"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The cure for the evils of democracy is more democracy."

Henry Louis Mencken
Henry Louis Mencken "A Mencken Chrestomathy"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations. The true evil is not the weakening of the body, but the indifference of the soul."

André Maurois
André Maurois "The Art of Living"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The cynic, a parasite of civilisation, lives by denying it, for the very reason that he is convinced that it will not fail."

Jose Ortega y Gasset
Jose Ortega y Gasset "The Revolt of the Masses"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."

Jane Austen
Jane Austen "Pride and Prejudice"

Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me alone."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Balance your thoughts with action. If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Six hours sleep are enough for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"Sympathy means you feel like the other person, Empathy means you understand the other person."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"People are capable of doing an awful lot when they have no choice and I had no choice. Courage is when you have choices."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"The best jokes are those that life plays on us."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."


Rating: 6.00 (Number of Voters: 3)