Erudition, n. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
You'll catch a liar before you'll catch a cripple.
A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
Being a writer in a library is rather like being a eunuch in a harem.
Justice is simply the advantage of the stronger.
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.
Never apologize for showing feeling...When you do so, you apologize for truth.
Fire and water have no mercy.
Wars can be prevented just as surely as they can be provoked, and we who fail to prevent them must share the guilt for the dead.
The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Writing is not a profession but a vocation of unhappiness.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
Perfection is a road, not a destination.
Wisdom is not additive; its maximum is that of the wisest man in a given group.
Science increases our power in proportion as it lowers our pride.
A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it.
Hope is patience with the lamp lit.
A Democrat -- too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans.
Physical prowess is for cowards; a little pain builds character.
The first victim of anger is the angry man.
This year, or this month, or, more likely, this very day, we have failed to practise ourselves the kind of behaviour we expect from other people.
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
Freedom is participation in power.
The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths.
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Paradox is the poisonous flower of quietism, the iridescent surface of the rotting mind, the greatest depravity of all.
In justifying cruelty to animals we put ourselves also on the animal level. We choose the jungle and must abide by our choice.
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and the Have-Nots.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Not to be loved is a misfortune, but it is an insult to be loved no longer.
Morality and expediency coincide more than the cynics allow.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee.
There are people who are so full of common sense that they haven't the slightest cranny left for their own sense.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Lovers' quarrels are the renewal of love.
There were no books in Eden, and there will be none in heaven.
Only he can understand what a farm is, what a country is, who shall have sacrificed part of himself to his farm or country, fought to save it, struggled to make it beautiful. Only then will the love of farm or country fill his heart.
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so that they believe they are as clever as he.
